Hohoho, MPP,
the holidays are upon us and it is a jolly fun time! I have been watching you very closely, MPP and I have to say that I am very displeased with your behavior this year. You have been a VERY, VERY naughty girl, constantly insulting all of your siblings and other mousies. I was hoping that your behavior would be better this year considering that I gave you a piece of coal last Christmas. However, you are still a very, very naughty bad girl so this year I will find something worse to give you, especially since you seem to be able to find a way to make everything in hand a weapon! MPP, I am giving you until Christmas Eve to shape up your attitude if you want to receive a real present other than coal. PLEASE work on your attitude and also STOP saying that "Santa is NOT real" because clearly I AM real! -Santa While going through F4's drawers, looking for a stapler, MPP found a love letter F4 wrote:
My love, dearest darling J, you are the bright sunshine of my everyday, the energy I need to get through each day, and the smile that is on my face right now. I love you very much endlessly and you are the world to me. I wish I could marry you, but I know that is not possible because you already have someone else. But I know that I can still watch you from the side and be your guardian angel. I love you very much, -F4 |
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